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Sir Reberal Kortex

from Misbegotten Candy by Pandora's Toybox

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With the apotheosis of technology
A whole new era of terror has come alive to haunt our dreams
Tyranny, spyware networks poised to scrutinize
Keylogged without mercy; no escape from the electric eyes!

Hacking through the firewalls like a battleaxe in the night
Downloading porn and information by way of secret satellite
In a subterranean basement lair, he sits by monitor light
A new champion has now logged in to save the world tonight!

Gaze into the webcam screen and you will see
A cyberspace crusader, a haxx0r prodigy!
Fingers on the keyboard with Hot Pockets close at hand
Sir Reberal Kortex has arrived to take command!
Here he comes now, the hero of a modern breed
Blessed with ingenuity to end your crooked creed!
Drawing ladies far and wide with web-space weaving skills
Their eyes light up with primal lust when his cursor moves in for the kill!

He’s always there for us
He is the one we love and trust
He knows the codes, he sets the mode
He blocks the junk – our cyber-hunk
Performing system checks – Sir Reberal Kortex!

You’ve seen him in the comic books
On podcasts and T.V.
He’s got nanobots running through his blood
The perfect anatomy!
Lesser nerds bow down before
The Master of the inter-tubes!
He doesn’t even need to leave the house
To lay the smack-down on the n00bs!
On top of the tabletops
Like Mutants & Masterminds
You better not fuck with the man when he says
”THE POWER IS MINE!!!”
He’s rolling the dice and he’s got a vice:
The salvation of the digital universe!
Interface from a basement space
May his enemies be forever cursed!

”I AM INTERFACE!!!”

He's always there for me
He sends his file transfer love for free
The MP3s and DVDs; it’s like an online shopping spree!
Having chatroom sex – Sir Reberal Kortex!

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from Misbegotten Candy, released August 2, 2011
Written by Joshua Carrig

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