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Misbegotten Candy

from Misbegotten Candy by Pandora's Toybox

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Just because you could never be
What you really wanted to be
You need a cock full of seeds
To plant your candy apple tree

But don’t be looking my way
With your modus operandi
Your merchandise is overpriced
And I don’t need your Misbegotten Candy.

It’s an incubator’s right
To sire parasites
To steal away your life
For one night of sweet delight…

Malaise, cancer in your box
Inveigles them like gummy drops
Fellatio and lollipops
Heart as black as licorice.

Crippled by your candy cane
Sugar coursing through your veins
(Your) frosting driving them insane
Waiting for your liquored kiss.

We’ve every right to be malicious, can’t you see?
’Cause we hold every piece of delicious, dirty treats.
So don’t you be suspicious, afraid or superstitious
When we come for you!

One by one, they are all inseminated
Always breeding constantly in a bleeding eternity
Spawning little bundles of blood to be disseminated
The perpetuation of the masses is a contagious maternity.

In a world replete with fertility
The twisted whisper of vivid vivisectomies
Misbegotten, innocence forgotten…
“We’re everywhere…”
Breeding the new disease!

It’s a sweet tooth, uncouth society
No other candy store contains such variety
But it’s all the same, every luscious little dame
Is a glutton for the fuckin’ that will never know satiety!

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from Misbegotten Candy, released August 2, 2011
Written by Joshua Carrig

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