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Boneshaft

from Bleakshow by Pandora's Toybox

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lyrics

They call him Boneshaft...but for the daft and unaware
The walking corpse of a pimp who became a millionaire
Never known to pop pills or wear willy protection
The fella once suffered a downtrodden erection

Panicked by the loss of his male potency
He sought to show the bitches how hard he could be
Even if this meant for all eternity
Mr. Boneshaft downed every male enhancement pill with the utmost certainty!

In a matter of minutes, all the blood rushed down
They say he nailed every lady in the whole damn town
By the end there was no fluid in his heart and head
In a matter of hours, the pimp lay dead.

But never underestimate the power of pills
They have the power to revive and the power to kill
Still risen...he rise from the floor
Mr. Boneshaft - steady, standing erect, and hungry for a whole lot more!

(chorus):
Who says there's no payment in the wages of sin?
Who says the dead have to lie alone?
So come on down, have a ride, take a spin on leather skin
And let Big Daddy Boneshaft...throw you a bone!

The bitches came from below and beyond
So many types, from the skinless to the bootylicious blondes
From a busty succubus seeking part time work
Curvaceous corpses rising out from the dirt
Mutant mommas with a little spawning pool to feed
Buxom bloodsuckers lookin' for a fool to bleed
Erratic little addicts selling themselves for a fix
And just your average horny honeys hungry for something to lick

A selection that cannot be beat
So why stay at home alone tugging at your meat?
Get your ass to the street and come meet the selections
Enjoy a freaky lady's face below your midsection!

Of course, the haters are prone to be belligerent;
Thugs try to be violent, priests tell him to repent
But in spite of the envious protests
None can deny that Mr. Boneshaft remains the hardest!

(repeat chorus)

In a pristine coat, the man swaggers along
Through the ghetto circus where he belongs
Necromantic energies keep his pimp hand strong
All the dead body bitches be singin' this song. (x2)

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from Bleakshow, released September 2, 2012

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